Did something hit the fan?
- Database timeouts?
- Got hacked?
- You followed all the 'best practices' and it still doesn't work.
- Constant crashing?
- Did your team all quit at once?
- Bugs won't stay fixed?
- Will your company become ruined if this keeps up?
- AWS / Azure / Rackspace costs are spiraling out of control?
- Is your job on the line?
- Can't get the project off the ground?
- Did you spend lots of money and waited months on a project and all you have to show for it is a design document?